This is a blog that quite simply lists my insane responses to random emails. All replies to the original emails are under "comments" under each email.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005


This is the picture that Charles Brown (In My Position) sent as a VERIFICATION that he was telling the truth.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

YOUR CONTRACT PAYMENT

I am a director with the Federal Ministry of Finance and was instructed
by the Hon Minister of Finance to find out before the end of this month,WHY your contract/ claim of your fund have not been credited to your account,after instructions has been passed to all various Government quarters that all over due contract/ claim payments should be released as a lot of petitions by beneficiary's has been received by the Minister.

what this office want you to reconfirm, with your telephone and fax numbers,any other information, WHY you have not received your payment up-till date?.

However I will give my assistance to make sure your file is in order for
payment as two people came for the claim of the fund and submitted account saying that you are death.

but you must give me a promissory note stating your willingness to give
me a reasonable amount of money from your contract payment immediately you get the payment.

Yours faithfully

Mrs Grace Otu
( Federal Ministry of finance Nigeria)

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

In My Position

24 RIVER LANE
GOVERNMENTRESERVED AREA, ABUJA.
ATTENTION PLEASE!
STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL!

DEAR SIR,

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, I GUESS MY LETTER WILL NOT EMBARRASS YOU, SINCE I HAVE NO PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE WITH YOU. I STRONGLY BELIEVED, I WOULD NOT REGRET APPROACHING YOU IN THIS MATTER.

I AM MR.Charles Brown,A SOLICITOR AT LAW AND THE PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO LATE MR. MARK MICHELLE, A FRENCH NATIONAL. LATE MR.MARK MICHELLE IS A PRIVATE OIL CONSULTANT/CONTRACTOR WITH THE SHELL PETROLEUM DEVELOPMENT IN SAUDI ARABIA,HEREIN AFTER SHALL BE REFERRED TO AS MY CLIENT. I HAVE AVERY URGENT AND MUTUAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP TO PROPOSE TO YOU. ON THURSDAY JUNE 6TH 2000, MY CLIENT AND HIS WIFE WITH THEIR THREE CHILDREN WERE INVOLVED IN AN AUTO CLASH, ALL OCCUPANTS OF THE VEHICLE UNFORTUNATELY LOST THEIR LIVES. SINCE THEN, I HAVE MADE SEVERAL ENQUIRIES WITH HIS COUNTRY'S EMBASSIES TO LOCATE ANY OF MY CLIENTS EXTENDED RELATIVES, THIS HAS ALSO PROVED UNSUCCESSFUL.

AFTER THESE SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, I DECIDED TO PERSONALLY CONTACT YOU WITH THIS BUSINESS PARTNERSHIP PROPOSAL. I HAVE CONTACTED YOU TO ASSIST IN REPATRIATING A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY LEFT BEHIND BY MY CLIENT BEFORE THEY GET CONFISCATED OR DECLARED UNSERVICEABLE BY THE FINANCE AND SECURITY COMPANY WHERE THESE HUGE DEPOSIT WAS LODGED. THE DECEASED HAD A DEPOSIT VALUED PRESENTLY AT $12,000,000.00 MILLION US DOLLARS (TWELVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS) AND COMPANY HAS ISSUED ME A NOTICE TO PROVIDE HIS NEXT OF KIN OR BENEFICIARY BY WILL OTHERWISE HAVE THE ACCOUNT CONFISCATED WITHIN THE NEXT THIRTY WORKING DAYS.

HAVING BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL IN LOCATING ANY OF MY LATE CLIENT RELATIVES FOR OVER TWO (2) YEARS NOW. I AM NOW SEEKING YOUR CONSENT TO PRESENT YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN/BENEFICIARY TO THE DECEASED SO THAT THE PROCEEDS OF THIS ACCOUNT VALUED AT $ 12 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS CAN BE PAID TO YOU. IT IS NOT NECESSARY TO BE A BLOOD RELATION TO LATE MR. MARK MICHELLE, NEITHER IS IT NECESSARY TO BEAR THE SAME SURNAME WITH HIM. IT IS EVEN NOT IMPORTANT FOR THE STAND-IN NEXT OF KIN TO BE A FRENCH NATIONAL.

ALREADY, I HAVE WORKED OUT MODALITIES FOR ACHIEVING MY AIM OF APPOINTING A NEXT OF KIN AS WELL AS TRANSFER THE MONEY ABROAD FOR US TO SHARE IN THE RATIO OF 60% FOR ME AND 40% TO YOU. IT IS MY INTENTION TO ACHIEVE THIS TRANSFER IN A LEGITIMATE WAY, ALL I REQUIRED IS YOUR HONEST, CO-OPERATION, CONFIDENTIALITY AND TRUST TO ENABLE US SEE THIS TRANSACTION THROUGH. THE MONEY TRANSFER PAPER WORK ITSELF WILL INCLUDE A CERTIFICATE OF ORIGIN SO THAT THE RECEIVING BANK DOES NOT ASK QUESTION. ALSO THE PAPER WORK WILL INCLUDE PROPER CERTIFICATE THAT THE FUND BEING TRANSFERRED IS FROM NON-CRIMINAL SOURCES.

IN SHORT THIS WILL BE A PROPER AND LEGAL MONEY TRANSFER WITH APPARENTLY NO RISK INVOLVED. THE TRANSACTION IS GUARANTEED TO SUCCEED WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM. AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I SHALL PROVIDE YOU WITH FURTHER CLARIFICATION THAT YOU MAY NEED. YOUR URGENT RESPONSE WILL BE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED AND APPRECIATED.

BEST WISHES,

Mr.Charles Brown
NOTE: IN THE EVENT YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO ASSIST,KINDLY NOTIFY ME TO PREVENT ME FROM MAKING FURTHER CONTACT

ASSISTANCE FOR CLAIM

MR. SANCHEZ MBEKI
CREDIT AND ACCOUNT DEPARTMENT
NORTH ATLANTIC SECURITIES
SARL LOME TOGO.PRIVATE
PHONE +228 908 43 46
PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS sanchezmbeki@zwallet.com

Dear Friend,

Compliments of the day,In brief,My name is Mr. Sanchez Mbeki.The managerCredit and Account Department of North Atlantic Securities Sarl Lome Togo..

I am writing in a respect of unclaimed deposit belonging to aforeigner,Late mr Arthur Smith of America with account # NAS/1001/44986-00/TG.Who perished on the plan crash of 31st october,1999 with egpytian airline990 with other passengers aboard.

Since the demise of Smith,I personally have watched with kin interestto see any next of kin or beneficiary to this deposit but no one hascome up for the claim of usd$14.5m(fourteen milion,five hundred thousand united states dollars)has being in our security vault for a verylong time.

On this note,i decided to seek for your noble assistance to help me comefor the release and transfer of this fund into any of your nominated bankaccount abroad,In the sense to make you the beneficiary to this unclaimeddeposit.As no one both friends and relatives has come up as the next ofkin to this deposit,our modus opprandum and our ethics here does not allowsuch deposit to stay more than five years,because after five years the moneywill be confiscated into the nations treasury as an unclaimed deposit.

In view of this,I got your contact in my country's trade journal afterwhich i was convinced to contact you and introduce this business toyou as a foreigner.The request of a foreigner as the next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the then customer was a foreigner and a togolaise can not stand as the next of kin to a foreigner..Ihave agreed to share this money with you in the mutual understanding of65%/35%.You keep 35% while i keep 65%, Thereafter i will visit your countryfor the mutual sharing between both of us.

Bear in mind also that i would like to invest my own part of the share inyour country,As i am almost due for retirement.For us to proceed towardsthis transaction,you have to send an application text to the security companyas the next of kin to their deceased customer.I will send to you a textof application which you shall re-type and send to the finance securitycompany Upon your response to this mail.

I will not fail to bring to your noticethat this business is hitch free and that you should not entertain anyfear as the whole required arrangment has been perfected for thesuccessfull claim and transfer of this fund. Don't forget to keep this transactiona top confidential untill we achieve our goal.

You may contact me as a matter of fact and urgency on my privatetelephone # 228 908 43 46 for more informations and clarifications.Hoping to hear a positive response from you.

Best regards,

Mr Sanchez Mbeki.m.c.a.d

Saturday, March 05, 2005

Kindly call me immediately

PHILIP WONYANE
23B GATEWAY AVENUE GAUTENG
JOHANNESBURG
SOUTH AFRICA
CELL:+27-73-6373-227
Reply to filpwon@yahoo.co.in

Dear sir,

I am Mr Philip Wonyane, the son of late Mr John Wonyane, who was murdered in a land dispute in ZIMBABWE.I got your contact during my search for reliable&compitent foreigner to handle a confidential financial transaction, then I decided to write you. My late father was among the few black Zimbabwean rich farmers murdered in cold blood by the agent of the ruling government of President ROBERT MUGABE for his alleged support and sympathy for Zimbabwean opposition party. Before the death of my father, he took me to South Africa to deposit the sum of Twelve million US Dollars($12m) with a security and finance company, as if he knew the looming danger in Zimbabwe. The money was deposited as a gem/precious stone to avoid much dumourage from the security firm.This money was earmarked for the purchase of new machinery and chemicals for the farms and theestablishment of new farms in Lesotho and Swaziland.

This land problem arose when President R. MUGABE introduced a new land Act. which wholly affects the White rich farmers and some few blacks vehemently condemned the 'Modus Operandi' adopted by the government. This resulted to rampant killing and mob actions.

I and my family who are currently staying in South Africa as refugees or asylum seekers have decided to enter your name as foreigner/beneficiary of the Trunck Cases containing the Cash (USD12M) for futher transfer of the money to a foreign country where we can invest it. I am faced with the dilemma of claiming/investing this amount of money in South Africa for fear of encountering the same experience in future since both countries have the same political history. Moreover, the South African monetary policy/lawdoes not allow such investment hence I am seeking for an asylum or refugee.

I must let you know that this business is 100% risk free and the nature of your business does not necessary matter,you need not to spend any amount of money but you only have to reply if you are tust worthy ,reliable and the account provided account by you has to be valid and capable of receiving the amount without any problem for us because we have really had enough .

So if you are willing to assist usclaim the ownership of this money,I and my family have agreed to give you 20% of the total money, 40% will be for a joint business venture I will be doing with you and another 35% will be for me and my family which we shall also invest in your country and the remaining 5% will be mapped out for all expenses we may incure during the transaction.

Therefor, if you are willing and interested to render the needed assistance. Please funish me your private phone and Fax number for easy and better communication. Remember that this is highly confidential and the success of this business depends on how secret it is kept.For security reasons kindly reply to filipwon@yahoo.co.in

Expecting your reply soonest.

Best Regard.

Philip Wonyanefilipwon@yahoo.co.in

Thursday, March 03, 2005

My Plea for Help

Dear Friend (My plea For help).

Compliment of the season? My name is Miss Rosemary Gamma, an orphan from the Republic of the Gambia. I do not know my parent, hence nature treated me so bad that my mother died while given birth to me and I lost my father at infant when I was three years old. The only people I know was my abducted parent Late (Mr & Mrs Faron Wendy) both Sweden National; they were all I have in life. My abducted parent while on vacation at the Thai resort of phuket in Thailand, were victims of the 26th December 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami, a horrible disaster that swept accross Southern Asian.

Since this period I have tried every effort to locate members of my abductees Family but all effort without success but having confirmed from our Legal Partner that my abducted parent died in this horrible disaster, I decided to write you out of despiration, for the fact and fear that our legal partner would want to lay claims on our belongings as well as secret savings and dumped me been an Orphan and have no place to cry to for immidiate help. On my search on the house bookshelves and the port folio where my abducted parents normally keep vital information''s I recovered document (Certificate) stating deposit secretly made with a security firm in Europe, by my abductees in their names, with my name as the heir (next of kin) hence they have no Biological Child, with the help of other insurance paper, the deposit was value in cash US$18.6 Million.

My primary aim of contacting you is my urgent need for your help as follows: (1) to present yourself as my family nominated beneficiary to secure this fund and deposit the money into your own personal account. (2) To help me with an invitation letter to come to your country on completion of this business so that I will have enough money for my travelling expenses (3) To help me conclude my education in your country.

For your assistance in this business, I am offering you 25% of this fund, 25% for charities to aid the Tsunamis Victims, While the balance 50% I plead your indulgence to invest it in any viable business for me to start life after my Education. Dear, should you made up your mind to assist me, kindly write me on, E-MAIL: rosemarygamma1@netscape.net, so that, i will give you all details regard the safety and successful procurement of this fund. I am awaiting your earliest possible response.

Yours truly,

Miss Rosemary Gamma.
From Gambia.