This is a blog that quite simply lists my insane responses to random emails. All replies to the original emails are under "comments" under each email.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Chose place and time.It will do the rest.

You have not tried Cialls yet?

Than you cannot even imagine what it is like to be a real man in bed!

The thing is that a great errrect1on is provided for you exactIy when you want.

CiaIls has a lot of advantaqes over Viagra- the effect Iasts 36 hours!- you are ready to start within just 10 minutes!- you can mix it with aIcohol!

Get it right now! .We ship all over the worId

1 Comments:

Blogger Todd Lemieux said...

Malvina,

Thank you for your concern regarding my place and time in history. I imagine that I will have a place in the history books for my work with the children of the corn.

As to what it is like to be a real man in bed, I imagine they sleep a lot. I know that I do and the last time I checked, I am not a "fake" man. But when I am tired... watch out! I can sleep like a rock!

There are a few things I DO know about what I want with life and how I would like to be remembered:

1. I never want a 36 hour erection. Ever.
2. I can pretty much start any lawnmower in 10 minutes if it has enough gas. There are a few dinners that take longer then 10 minutes to make, but pretty much everything else you can throw in the microwave.
3. Any time that I have seen anything in life mixed with alcohol, one of a few things happens. You do stuff you never wanted to do, you do it with people you never liked, and you never remember or like how you felt the next day.

It seems to me that your product is dangerous and I have informed the Canadian authorities to get the Mounties after you.

Peace,

Todd

12:40 PM

 

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